Well, my day was shot.
Sorry Canadian taxpayers, I couldn't give my all today at work. I'm afraid I was completely and utterly useless today because of an overwhelmingly powerful craving for corn chips.
If you're thinking, "Seriously?" I can't say I blame you. I don't know if you've ever experienced it, but sometimes I get a craving for something, and I can't really eat or concentrate until that craving is sated. I knew this was one of those times, and I've been denying so many cravings lately, I knew I had better give in on this one or things could get goofy.
I went down to the quick shop in the building...they only had BBQ-flavour corn chips. I went to the quick shops in Phase III...no luck. The Uniprix? Nada. The dollar store? Nope. Everywhere I went, I was disappointed. FML. I could not focus on anything but the lack of corn chips in that enormous, oversized government complex. As a result, the quality and quantity of my work suffered.
Folks, I have to say, as of this evening, I'm still without corn chips, and it's making me crazy.
Corn Chips...
...Wish you were here.
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